In the Closet...

Today’s post is especially for those readers out there that have not yet signed up to be a follower. Now, I know it’s a pain in the neck, you don’t want anything sent to you, and you don’t have time. Well forget it…I’m not falling for it. It’s really not hard to sign up, it only takes a second, and they don’t send you anything at all!

Here’s the deal. I’ve been writing this blog for five weeks now, and I have a whopping 8 followers. I’m pouring my heart and soul out on here for you people…the least you can do is publicly follow me (read that with love and as a joke). Please come out of the closet and show everyone how much you love me. If I don’t have at least 100 followers by Monday, I will take that as a sign and will no longer post blog entries. Okay, I’m just kidding, but still, it would be nice to have an increasing number of followers. In addition, you cannot post comments to my blog unless you are a member. I would love to know what people (in addition to Cousin Barbara) are feeling in response to each post. If you feel like saying something, I would like for you to have that opportunity.

Thank you so much to everyone that has so avidly been following and letting me know how much you enjoy my blog. It means a lot to me, and I love hearing from you! I would really appreciate if everyone that hasn’t signed up to follow would do that. Please continue to pass the word along about the blog and share it with your friends. Thanks again!

Simple Following Instructions:
1. At the top right side of the page is a list of followers. Click on the gray “Follow” bar.
2. A new window will pop up. If you don’t have any of the listed accounts, click on “Create a New Google Account” at the bottom of the page. If you do have one of the listed accounts, click on the one that you do have, sign in, and skip down to step 4.
3. Enter the requested information in the next window, such as email address, password, and birthday. Click “Create my account.”
4. In the new window that pops up, click on “Follow this blog.” You have now made me the happiest person ever.
5. If you want to take it further, you can set up a profile and add a picture, etc. by going to www.blogger.com and entering your email and password.

Thank you so much for reading! I’ll meet you on the other side of the weekend with more humorous tales from my rather boring life…